To the driver of the Number Eight bus, Saturday, 5:18pm

by Jay Stevens

To the driver of the Number Eight bus on Saturday, 5:18pm:

When you see a man with his small daughter and a large bagful of books standing at a bus stop, it is customary for you to stop for them, especially if they are both gesticulating frantically, pointing at you.

When you ask a question to them, remember, they cannot hear you if the door is shut. Even pointing vaguely in a direction does not make your question audible. And if they nod in response to your question, assume they want to get on the bus.

If you’re unsure, stop, open the door, and ask your question. Remember, you drive the last bus of the day. After you, there is no bus. And there’s no telling how far the man and his 3-year-old daughter will have to walk if you ask a question, point vaguely in a direction, then drive away after the man nods, jumps up and down, and points at you. It could be he lives clear on the other side of town.

It could also be that if you drive away, the man will exhibit some unfatherly behavior, such as jumping into the street, yelling, making hand gestures and using words his daughter will later ask him the meaning of as they trudge home across town, because of you.

Sincerely yours,

Jay Stevens


  1. Did you get the number of the bus? No matter, Mountain Line can still find out who the driver was when you go down there to register a complaint first thing tomorrow morning. (hint hint)

  2. Eh, I don’t think he maliciously drove past, just wasn’t thinking too clearly. If I thought it was malicious, there’d be a complaint, plus some phone calls made. I’m just hoping for a little public humiliation…

  3. petetalbot

    Jay,
    Email the above post to this link:
    http://www.mountainline.com/your_comments.htm
    From what I know of Mountain Line, they’ll be glad to hear from you.

  4. CBT

    Jay, normal men don’t walk around town carrying a bag of books and holding a 3 year-old girl’s hand. If I was that bus driver I wouldn’t have let you on either.

  5. ?

    CBT — are you serious?

    ?

    What planet are you from?

    I’m curious what you think “normal” men do.

  6. Gee, based on recent events, I’d say conservative men think “normal” men do their “normal” thing in public bathrooms.

  7. noodly appendage

    reel min dont reed buks.

  8. Isn’t that a little strange? That I write an apolitical story about a trip to the library with my daughter, and folks can’t resist the personal attacks?

    BTW, trolls and potential trolls, I have a zero tolerance policy towards personal attacks, esp. on my family.

  9. noodly appendage

    You did understand my point, Jay?

  10. CBT

    “I’m curious what you think ‘normal’ men do.”

    I bet you’re curious, Jay.

    “Gee, based on recent events, I’d say conservative men think ‘normal’ men do their ‘normal’ thing in public bathrooms.”

    If you want to make a homophobic statement, Jay, just say it right out.

    PS: About your “zero tolerance policy”: It is to late to get all huffy and indignant, Jay. You were the one who injected your personal life and your family into a public blog.

  11. noodly appendage

    Lots of blogs out there about personal life and family. I haven’t seen one that makes me think it’s an invitation to be a jerk.

    I’m not going to define what a normal man might be, but certainly carrying a bag of books and holding a daughters hand wouldn’t be outside the norm for a literate father.

  12. Noodly, I did get your point! I was just mulling the weird reaction from some others to the post…like CBT.

    BTW, CBT I don’t care what people do in the privacy of their own homes. But I do have a problem with people soliciting sex and giving out blowjobs in public bathrooms, regardless of sexual orientation or gender.

    Still curious on what you think “normal” men do, CBT. Beat their kids?




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