On Meetings

by jhwygirl

Are you lonely???

Don’t like working on your own?

Hate making decisions?

Than call a MEETING!!!

You can…

SEE people

DRAW flowcharts

FEEL important

FORM subcommittees

IMPRESS your colleagues

MAKE meaningless recommendations

ALL ON COMPANY TIME!!!!

MEETINGS…

The practical alternative to work.


  1. JC

    Isn’t “process” wonderful?!

  2. you forgot talking points and consensus building.

  3. Truxton Rolfe

    Synergy. Who can forget Synergy?!

  4. Or “mission statements”, “work plans”, “business plans”? If I hear any of those anytime in the near future, I think I’m going to explode.

  5. I’m going over here to this corner so I can think outside the box and discover new paradigms that we may explore for the increased valuation of our common enterprise.

    Who’s that laughing? What’d I say?

  6. And just because it has to be remembered:

    “weapons related program activities”. Somebody at a meeting thought of that … you know they did. Now that’s using a premier skill set …

  7. Don’t forget the coffee and donuts. You can’t “ideate” (or stay awake) on an empty stomach.

  8. This is awesome. So true. One thing I DO NOT miss about my former day job.




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