Another victim of the Big Dipper

by Jay Stevens

Whoa. Look, I know the Big Dipper is the awesome. But this is ridiculous:

When police arrived early Thursday morning, they found shards of glass in the parking lot and scattered throughout the store’s interior. Investigators also found a rock on the floor beside a drop of ice cream, and noticed that the door to the ice cream cooler was wide open….

[Katherine] Moon was crying and upset and told officers she’d been drinking beer and shots of whiskey throughout the night. At some point she developed a craving for ice cream, she told officers, and decided to burglarize the popular sweet shop. Afterward she felt guilty and knew she had made a mistake, records state.

Big Dipper employees did not know what flavor cone Moon allegedly stole.

Just in case you, too, might be tempted to succumb to the wily temptations of Big Dipper’s homemade, multi-flavored, creamy goodness, pint and quart containers of the store’s ice cream are available at local retailers.

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  1. I’m just glad it wasn’t me.

  2. Hey, they got my name and age wrong. Who do I call to complain?

  3. Nick D

    Hah! I’ve already had to turn that one around with a few friends this morning with the whole, “Hey, they got your name and age wrong” burn.

  4. That girl needs to work on her ninja skills.




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