If Jeff Laszloffy is ever caught with a “Rent Boy” I will not be shocked

By Duganz

Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done.–Romans 1:28

It’s ironic and deliberate that Jeff Laszloffy of the Montana Family Foundation would quote the above biblical passage in one of his most recent anti-anything tirades (“The Montana Legislative Update”). The whole piece is an attack on 4&20 contributor, and Montana Human Rights Network badass Jamee Greer.

Like Gary Marbut, Jeff can’t get over the fact that Jamee can walk, talk, “book learn,” and be gay all at the same time. Jeff is stunned because, and he says this, people like Jamee have “depraved minds.” (I know what you’re thinking, Jeff Laszloffy said someone else has a depraved mind? Isn’t that like Larry Flynt calling someone a pervert?)

What’s troubling isn’t so much which portion of the bible Jeff quoted, it’s what he didn’t quote. He didn’t quote the ChristianRight rallying portion of Romans that comes right before what he did quote: Chapter 1 Verses 26-27.

26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

Those are the verses used by the Westboro Baptists during their many protests at funerals and anything they think is “fag enabling.”

Jeff  just quoted the next verse so that we were damn certain he was talking about Jamee’s sex life–something he has an uncomfortably strong obsession with. But by ignoring 26-27  Jeff could come out as anti-gay with a wink and a religious bent, rather than being honest about his dogmatic bigotry like with Phelps family. It’s one of this good ol’ boy moves, a “We all know what I’m talkin’ bout” moment.

It’s a weak tactic, by a weak and fearful man. A guy who huddles himself in a blanket of religious bigotry so that he can feel justified in holding onto First Century beliefs over 2000 years later. I feel bad for the guy, honestly, because he’s such a willfully ignorant person. You could tell Jeff how all species have occurrences of homosexual behavior, and he would strike back with, “Nah. God don’t like that!” He’d say that because he has absolutely no understanding of the modern world, or science, or anything. He’s a puts.

And still I feel bad for him because we keep finding out that hate mongers like Jeff secretly have boyfriends “lifting their luggage.” The more he attacks Jamee, and the more he focuses on the sex life of gay men the more certain I feel I will not be shocked if Jeff (note I say IF, IF! I don’t know IF he is gay) is revealed to be a closet case. As far as I am concerned, anyone spending as much time thinking of sex with other men as Jeff Laszloffy, has a decent shot of being found with a Rent Boy.

Oh, and a closing thought, Paul’s Epistle to the Romans also seeks death for those who have pictures of reptiles and statues of humans. So maybe we shouldn’t listen to Paul. He was kind of an idiot.

  1. The hypocritheocrisy is being exposed: The Zionist Right is a den of pornographers and masturbators flinging jizz at those that enjoy cannabis.

    “Pornography is the elephant in the pews, says Craig Gross [It’s gross, all right]. “The statistics say that 48 percent of Christian families are dealing with the issue of pornography in their home,” Gross says. “I would say the other 52 percent are just unaware of it being an issue in their house.”

    Even some Orthodox Jews now struggle with porn. The most traditional used to shun the Internet, says Yaakov Gold [C’mon, Jack-off Gold?], who runs a website for Jews struggling with pornography. But now 80 percent have Internet access, he says, and that has opened up whole new opportunities. “Never in history have we had such a situation where everyone basically has a whorehouse in their home, in the privacy of their office when no one’s around,” Gold says.”


  2. or as shakespeare put it …..

    “The lady (jeff) doth protest too much, methinks.”
    Hamlet Act lll

  3. Best ending paragraph to a post. EVAR!

  4. mr benson

    One of my favorite moments in the great movie, “Ben Hur” is when the arab goes to the Roman Masala and bets him on the outcome of the race. He baits him into long odds, and one of the Romans says something like, “twenty arabs to one roman”.

    The arab looks around, the sole arab in a room full of romans, and says, “bravely spoken”.

    Jumping all over Jeff Lasloffy here is a bit like that. Jeff’s not here to defend himself, and he’d be outnumbered if you were.

    • mr benson

      “if he were”.

      • Pogue Mahone

        Get real, Benny. Jerk Laffloopy ONLY inhabits his tiny world of fellow bigots! He never ventures out. But if he would, OH what fun I’d have with that dude! You see, I LUV me some bigots! They’re easy targets. They are an endless source of humor for me. PUHHLEASE tell Jerk Lafflooney to come out and play with the big boys!

    • He’s more than welcome to darken my door.

  5. good god goof. cracking open some time capsules for videos these days?

    jeff’s attacks on jamie greer earned him this BBQ


  1. 1 Montana Blog Roundup 12 March 2011 | Intelligent Discontent

    […] was exposed all over this week for his hateful, ignorant remarks. Duganz analyzed Jeff’s uncomfortable obsession with other people’s sex lives, D. Gregory Smith crushed Laszloffsky’s distortion of the […]

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