A Totally Not-Satirical Guest Post From New Rogue Blogger, WIZARD!

BY WIZARD!

Since all Muslims are potential threats to America, the NYPD has been doing their patriotic duty to find out where these people eat their strange food, and have been closely monitoring the terrorist breeding grounds known as “mosques,” where these people bow to Mecca like 14 times a day.

Interestingly, some of the money to fund this unconventional use of the NYPD came from High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area funds. I know what you’re thinking: Obama is helping police spy on his own people! Crazy, right?

While I’m very glad the NYPD is doing this (and kicking Jersey in the shins just for fun), I think the FBI has been doing a fantastic job busting the terrorist plots they help concoct.

Keep it up, boys. And as you trap those non-threatening lone wolves, and up here in Montana, we’ll keep doing our darnedest to kill some real wolves, even if we gotta put a bounty on their predatory asses.

What was I saying? The thought of dead wolves just got me really excited. Oh yeah, terrorists.

The real threat of course is the big nesting ground known as Iran. As Obama invites the destruction of America with his weakness (the Bin Laden hit was just a PR stunt), Israel is gonna do what it has to do. They can’t wait around for Obama to give another speech, and I’m sure he’ll be doing his craven best before AIPAC on March 4th.

Nope, speeches won’t do it. It looks like the real warrior nation, Israel, a country that always fights honorably, must once again wage war to protect what God has promised them (unlike Obama, God keeps His promises), and they have finally told Obama—and I’m paraphrasing here—“WE AIN’T GONNA TELL YOU SHIT BEFORE WE START BLOWIN’ MECCA STRAIGHT TO HELL“.

Then, when gas gets BIG TIME expensive, Obama will lose the election, and Rick Santorum will reclaim America.

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