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by problembear

this is your captain speaking…we have encountered some turbulence and loss of cabin pressure…also, two of our four engines appear to be in flames but let me just assure you that you are in no danger. now i hate to do this but i have to ask you something. will the passengers in second class please draw your attention to the tall creepy looking fellow in the $5000.00 suit who is here to help you. i have instructed my navigator, Henry Paulson to collect all the parachutes stored in your overhead compartments and distribute them to the first class passengers. your compliance is very much appreciated. also, i am leaving the controls to my co-pilot John McCain and his very capable flight assistant Sarah Palin because i and the executives in first class have some important meetings to attend with our safe sanctuary off-shore account managers and must bail out now. John tells me that he knows nothing about how to read the dials and controls on this plane but i am sure there is nothing to worry about. he and sarah did stay at a Holiday Inn. there is some talk that a perfectly capable young pilot is available to fly this plane with his equally capable co-pilot from Delaware but, well…heh, heh…well we wouldn’t want that would we. i mean that would be dangerous for america.

that is all. this is George W Bush signing off.

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